Description

Become the biggest noob! Smash bacon hairs to gain muscle and strength to grow in size and become thick! Buy upgrades to deal more damage to defeat Boss Bacon and his minions! Fight other noobs in the PVP arena to see who's the strongest noob!

--Update Log--
- 3 New Exclusive St Patrick's day skins! 
- x2 Coins!
- Bug Fixes!
- Ends 3/24!

Developed by: thunder1222 
Scripted by: Uncle_Davey

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  • Camera

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  • Created

    12/25/2019

  • Updated

    3/25/2025

  • Server Size

    10

  • Genre

    Simulation

  • Subgenre

    Incremental Simulator

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    Play Mega Noob Simulator!

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