Live a week in the life of “Rude”; a hapless everyman just trying to check off some chores. Buying milk, returning an overdue library book, getting Gary Coleman's autograph, what could possibly go wrong? Blast, chop and spit your way through a freakshow of American caricatures in this darkly humorous first-person adventure. Meet Bacon: the noob gone bad, visit your Uncle Dave at his besieged religious compound and battle sewer-dwelling Mongolians when you least expect them! Endure the teeth-clenching challenge of cannibal liberals, corrupt cops and berserker elephants. Accompanied by Rex, Rude's semi-loyal pitbull, battle your way through open environments populated with amazingly unpredictable AI. Utilize an arsenal of weapons ranging from a humble shovel to a uniquely hilarious rocket launcher. Collect a pack of attack dogs! Use cats as silencers! Spit and pour gasoline on anything and everyone! YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO!